Robot or Not? is my favorite podcast. And not just because it averages about 3 minutes in length. Robot or Not? is everything the internet should be: pedantic, opinionated, and, ultimately, inconsequential. In every episode, one host (Jason Snell) asks the other (John Siracusa) whether a robot-like something is a robot (or not), and Siracusa answers him by reference to either a Platonic robot in his head or the master list of robot criteria (also in his head), mostly the latter. And depending on unknown factors, Siracusa talks for two to twenty minutes about his categorization of the robot-like something. Those factors are obviously not the difficulty of the situation. I think Siracusa shows doubt about one and a half times over the first one hundred episodes, but that may be three times too many. In his mind, Siracusa's categorization are clear and immediate, although it takes several episodes for you to figure out what they are. I won't spoil ...